Archive for February, 2009

सुहागरात दोस्त की बीवी के साथ-२

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

प्रेषक : अमित
दो दिनों के बाद मैं और कीर्ति दोनों कीर्ति के मायके के लिए निकले और फिर उनके घर पर सभी ने हमारा स्वागत किया और कीर्ति ने मुझे अपने कमरे के बराबर वाला ही कमरा दिया। मेरे कमरे में टायलेट अटैच था। और कीर्ति के कमरे में टायलेट अटैच नहीं था। तो कीर्ति की भाभी ने कहा कि अमित जी और कीर्ति तुम दोनों नहाकर आ जाओ। फिर मार्किट चलेंगे। फिर कीर्ति ने कहा कि मैं नहा लेती हूँ और अमित जी फिर आप नहा लेना। मैंने कहा कि ठीक है आप नहाओ और मैं अपना सामान कमरे में रखता हूँ घर में शादी की वजह से कीर्ति मेरे कमरे में नहाने चली गयी और मैंने अपना सामान कमरे में रखना शुरू कर दिया।

कीर्ति नहा कर बाहर निकली तो कीर्ति ने अपने शरीर पर केवल तौलिया ही लपेट रखा था और उसके बाल गीले थे। उस समय कीर्ति को देखकर मेरे मन में कीर्ति की चूत मारने की इच्छा होने लगी।

मैंने कीर्ति को देखकर कहा- कीर्ति ! मेरी इच्छा हो रही है !

कीर्ति ने कहा- अमित रात तो होने दो !

मैने कहा- रात में कैसे करेंगे?

तो कीर्ति ने कहा- मैं सब देख लूंगी।

कीर्ति के चूतड़ों से नीचे तक के लम्बे बालों को देखकर मैं ….
पूरी कहानी यहाँ है !

Dubai Nurse Nasira Kissing her Lover and Making Love in Car – Part-3

Saturday, February 28th, 2009


Dubai Nurse Nasira Kissing her Lover and Making Love in Car – Part-3

File Name : nasira_dxb_nurs_sclp_p3.wmv
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File Size : 6.69 MB

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Joke of the Day: Blonde Reflects!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

Two blondes are walking down the street one day when they find a compact on the ground. One of them picks it up, opens it, and looks into the mirror. “Hey, this picture looks kind of familiar,” she says.

The other blonde grabs the compact, looks into the mirror, and says, “You idiot, that’s me!”

Man thrown over balcony after sex row!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

A MAN was thrown over a 4m-high balcony after refusing to leave an apartment until he’d had sex with the tenant’s partner, a court has been told.

Steven Bartley, 49, of Mooloolaba, pleaded guilty to committing one count of grievous bodily harm – after the charge was downgraded from attempted murder – to Christopher Steven Jones, 34, in the Brisbane Supreme Court today. Bartley was sentenced to two and a half years prison, with his sentence to be suspended after six months, of which he has already served 84 days while in custody. The court was told that Bartley and his female partner left the Kawana Waters Tavern on the Sunshine Coast at 1am (AEST) on July 14, 2007, after an eight-hour drinking session.

After sharing a cab home with Jones and another male, the four decided to go back to Bartley’s apartment to participate in group sex, an activity that the couple had previously participated in several times. The court was told that when they arrived at the Sunshine Coast apartment, Bartley smoked some cannabis and went to sleep while his partner conducted oral sex on Mr Jones. However when the third male tried to participate, the woman became agitated and woke Bartley up.

The court heard Bartley then asked the men to leave the apartment, however Mr Jones refused. “I’m not leaving until I have sex with your missus,” the court was told Mr Jones said. At the time he made the comment Mr Jones was sitting on a couch with his penis visible. After about 15 minutes of shouting and a phone call to police, Bartley said he “lost it” and shoved Mr Jones, who weighed 55kg and was 160cm tall, out the door and over a balcony railing. Mr Jones fell more than 4m onto a concrete surface, landing on his head.

He was rushed to Nambour Hospital, where he received life-saving surgery to treat a fractured skull and a hematoma. In handing down the sentence, Justice Debra Mullins said Bartley must be embarrassed about the events that took place that night. “The complainant seemed to think he was going to stay in the unit for the purpose he had originally gone to the unit for,” Justice Mullins said. “That did not entitle you to use force in the degree you did, in the dangerous situation you were in.” Bartley said he was sorry for his actions, but he had been very patient with Mr Jones and never intended to hurt him by pushing him over a balcony.

“I was very patient with that person, I ended up losing my patience,” Bartley said. “If I wanted to hurt him, I could have, just like that.”

Ask Anjali – Will oral sex effect my marriage?

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

cjdude Says:

Hi, Anjali I’m 27yrs old i usually have oral sex with my few female friends who are of same age but i never had sex-intercourse with them,let me know whether its harmful or not in future for me ,As I’m getting married soon?

Thanks for all your supporting us on time to time.

Aunty Anjali says:
Hi CJ Dude! Lucky guy having friends you can have oral sex with when ever you feel like. You must be the envy of all your guy friends. Now to answer your concerns. If you are worried on how having practiced oral sex will affect your sex life or if she can tell you have done so then you have nothing to worry about. You can have all the blow jobs and eat all the pussy you want and never lose your virginity as long as you don’t stick your penis inside her vagina. The only thing to worry about there assuming you are all healthy adults is that your new wife may wonder where you learned to be such a great lover but I don’t think she will wonder too much as she is moaning in orgasm from your past experiences. So don’t worry and use this time to learn to please your future wife as best as you can.

Averting for your reply.

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SB Episode 9 : Page 28

Saturday, February 28th, 2009
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Ask Anjali – My penis is only 4 inches long.

Friday, February 27th, 2009

kumar Says:

hi
u r doing wonderful job.my question is i am doing masturbation from my age 11 now i am 26, the problem is my penis is small at normal, while tempting it is big to 4 inch. if this create a problem in satisfying my partner.what to do for getting length.

Aunty Anjali says: Hello Kumar. I get asked about penis length alot in my column. I am always suprised how many men worry about their cock size all the time. Now I have seen a my share of penis of all shapes and sizes and I can tell you they are not all as big as all of you think. The average male size is around 4.4 inches and no more. Some parts of the world such as Asia have much smaller then average penises and other parts of Africa have really large penises. But anything over 3 inches in length when hard is enough to penetrate and pleasure a woman. I have made love with plenty of men with small packages but they really knew hot to please a woman with their moves and also I found them to be very skilled with the tongue as well. So my advice is to not worry to make it bigger since that is very hard to do but to instead try to be a better lover. Learn to last longer and learn how to lick pussy like a champion. These are the real powers of a man.

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जंगल में मंगल

Friday, February 27th, 2009

प्रेषक : योगेश
जंगल में पहुँच कर जीजाजी ने दोनों से खाने की व्यवस्था करने को कहा तथा मुझे लेकर वह ऊपर कमरे में आ गए। आते ही वह बोले- योगेश तुम नहा कर तैयार हो जाओ।

मैं नहाने के लिए बाथरूम में चला गया पर वहां दरवाजा नहीं था, सिर्फ़ एक परदा लगा था। मैं नहाने लगा, तभी जीजाजी भी वहां आ गए। उन्होंने मुझे पकड़ कर मेरी चड्डी उतार दी तथा मेरी पीठ, जांघ और गाण्ड पर साबुन मलने लगे। बीच बीच में वह मेरी मुत्तु को भी सहला देते तथा मेरे गाण्ड के छेद में भी साबुन भर कर उंगली डाल देते।

मुंह पर साबुन लगा होने के कारण मेरी आँखें बंद थी। मैंने महसूस किया कि जीजाजी भी पूरी तरह नंगे हैं तथा मेरा हाथ पकड़ कर वह अपने लण्ड को सहला रहे हैं। मैंने पहली बार उनका लण्ड पकड़ा था। उसकी लम्बाई और मोटापन महसूस कर मैं डर सा गया कि इतना बड़ा और मोटा लण्ड कैसे मेरे छोटे से छेद में घुस जाता है।

जब उनका लण्ड पूरे जोश में आ गया तो उन्होंने थोड़ा और साबुन मेरे गाण्ड के छेद में लगा दिया तथा अपने लण्ड को मेरे छेद से टिका दिया।

उन्होंने एक जोर का धक्का दिया लण्ड का सुपारा अब मेरी गांड के अन्दर था। दर्द के मारे मेरी चीख निकल गई। बेरहम जीजाजी ने मेरी गाण्ड को …
पूरी कहानी यहाँ है !

Dubai Nurse Nasira Kissing her Lover and Making Love in Car – Part-2

Friday, February 27th, 2009


Dubai Nurse Nasira Kissing her Lover and Making Love in Car – Part-2

File Name : nasira_dxb_nurs_sclp_p2.wmv
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File Size : 8.06 MB

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Joke of the Day: Puke story!

Friday, February 27th, 2009

A drunk in a bar barfs all over his own shirt. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”

“Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”

So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.

The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”