A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon.

The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed.

 

She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, "

Please be gentle with me. I'm a virgin."

 

The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his father.

His father comforts him by saying, "

 

Now, now. It'll be okay, son. If she wasn't good enough for her own family,

then she isn't good enough for ours."