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Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.
The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot."
The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices."
The third man married a school teacher. Dave thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are too strict."
The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse's husband.
He sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary.'"
Then, the telephone operator's husband calls and sourly says, "Don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'"
Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband calls and happily says, "When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was 'We are going to do this over and over until we get it right.'"
A man comes into the ER and yells... My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
"Big breaths..." I instructed.
"Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?"
After a look of complete confusion she answered, "Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive."
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- Corvallis
I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?"
"It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," Bob replied.
I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read: Keep off the grass.
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said: Sorry... had to mow the lawn.
Submitted by RN no name.
An Indian is walking home from a long night of hard partying in the hot morning sun when he finds a cowboy hat on the side of the road. He picks it up and looks at it and thinks, "Niceum hat" and puts it on and keeps walking.
Before long a crew truck full of cowboys pulls up and asks, "Hey injun you want a ride?"
The Indian says, "Yes... Me takeum ride..." and gets in the truck.
They take off down the road and one of the cowboys says, "Hey Indian... You want a beer?"
The Indian says, "Yes... Me Like beer..." and starts drinking it.
Another cowboy lights up a joint and says, "Hey Indian... You smoke weed?"
The Indian says, "Yes... Me like weed..." and has a few tokes.
Another cowboy in the back of the truck stands up and unzips his pants and says, "Hey Indian.. come here and suck my dick!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Oh, Me not real cowboy, me just findum hat on road!"