A woman marched into the doctors office with a tiny miserable baby that was howling at the top of its lungs and demanded, "Do something about this baby."
After a quick examination, the doctor realized the baby was malnourished.
"He's obviously not getting enough milk," he said sternly. "Is he being breast fed?"
"Yes," replied the woman.
"Then the milk supply isn't adequate. Please take your blouse off."
The woman obliged, and the doctor proceeded to give her a very thorough breast exam, kneading, rubbing, massaging, and sucking each breast at some length. Finally, perplexed, he announced that he could see why there was a problem.
"You aren't producing any milk at all."
"Of course not," she responded." It's my sister's kid."
"Why on earth did you come?" asked the doctor in amazement.
"I didn't," she replied, "until you started sucking on the other tit."
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy, "what is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you mount her from behind, and you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands, and then you whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's' and then you try to hold on for 8 seconds."
When her husband happens to be the least caring, the beautiful and hot Yovini suddenly finds comfort in her sweet and caring landlord - Kailash. How intense will be their relationship? Read this week's ISS-FSIB erotic story to find out! - Illicit Relationship With Landlord