So, there is a guy named John, who has a really bad stuttering problem, so he goes to doctor to see what he can do.
John: 'H-h-h-hello d-d-doctor, c-c-c-an y-y-you h-h-help m-me w-w-with m-m-y s-s-s-studdering?'
Doctor: 'Yeah, well see what I can do?'
Doctor: 'Well, john you see, your penis is too long and it pulling on your vocal chords, I could take about 3 inches off and it should cure your stuttering problem.'
The doctor performs the operation and john comes back a week later.
John: 'Hey doctor, I can't believe it! It worked!, but is there a chance you could sew it back on? I'd rather be stuttering than missing 3 inches.'
Doctor: 'N-n-n-n-no w-w-wway!'