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A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.

At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick to my stomach."

The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you've been eating & see if that does the trick?"

As they left, the younger man said, "You didn't even examine tht woman? How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?"

"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick."

The younger doctor said, "Pretty clever. If you don't mind, I think I'll try that at the next house."

Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn't have the energy she once did and said, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."

"You've probably been doing too much for the church," the younger doctor told her, "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."

As they left, the elder doctor said, "I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is most certainly correct, she's very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?" "I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope &, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the priest under the bed."

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1. Both have the same alphabets.

2. Both are drinking zone.

3. Both have restricted time of opening and closing hours.

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An example of men's inability to understand women:
She : I have nothing to wear.
He: Awesome.

She: Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho?
He: Mein Tumhaare Periods Band Kar Sakta Hun.

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Unmarried vs Married Women

A survey conducted among women gave the below results. 'A' were the answers given by un-married women. 'B' are the answers given by married women. Sure marriage gives a lot of maturity to women.

1. What is the one thing that pierces a woman hard, when she hugs a man?
A. Penis
B. Un shaved facial hair.

2. What is the most painful experience during sex?
A. Beginning of Intercourse.
B. When my hair gets entangled.

3. How long does an intercourse last?
A. Around one hour.
B. Just about 6 mins.

4. One thing that a woman hates about sex?
A. Risk of pregnancy.
B. The cleaning up.

5. What do men hate most in a woman's body?
A. Body odour / unwanted hair / flab.
B. Menstruation.

6. Which is the one part of woman's body that can get her into trouble?
A. Pussy
B. Tongue

7. What is the one quality that a man likes in a woman?
A. Simplicity/Intelligence/ Understanding.
B. Cooking.

8. When is a man in maximum mood for sex?
A. At Night/When Naked.
B. Those 5 days.

9. Which part of a woman's body is most liked by men?
A. Breasts/waist/face/eyes.
B. Closed mouth.

10. When is a man, not in mood to have sex?
A. When he is sick/ tired / upset.
B. When he is hungry.

11. When is a man, very kind to his wife?
A. When he needs help/ when aroused.
B. In front of other women.