The pope is very ill, and nobody can cure him. The cardinals call in an old physician recommended to them. After an hour long examination, he comes up with a solution.
"I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news: The pope has a rare testicular disorder. The good news: He can be cured..... with sex."
The cardinals, not happy with the cure, explain the situation to the pope.
"I'll agree to it," says the pope. "But under four conditions."
The cardinals are shocked.
"What are the four conditions?" asks one.
"First, the girl must be blind, so she cannot see with whom she is having sex.
"Second, she must be deaf, so she cannot hear with whom she is having sex.
"And third, she must be dumb, so if she somehow figures out with whom she is having sex, she can tell no one."
After a long pause, a cardinal asks, "And the fourth condition?" Pope replies, "Big boobs!!!"
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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew s refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioned in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren t as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.
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