There was a group of army men marching down a road at night looking for a place to stay. They came upon a farm house and knocked on the door. A old farmer answered, the Sargent asked if they could spend the night. The man said yes but he only had room for one man.
The Sergeant yelled out to Private Peters, "You spend the night here and we will go down the road and find the rest of us a place to stay."
They went on down the road and came upon a whorehouse where they proceeded to knock on the door.
A women leaned out the window and asked, "What do you want?"
The Sergeant replied, "We need a place to stay."
The women asked, "How many are there of you?"
The Sergeant said, "39 without Peters."
The women then said, "Well, grease your fingers and come on in boys....."
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A population control program had been introduced to a remote island, but the doctors were having trouble getting the women to take their birth control pills. They decided, therefore, to concentrate on teaching the men to wear condoms.
One of the men who came in had fathered eight children in eight years, and the doctor told him that he absolutely had to wear a sheath. He explained that as long as he wore it his woman could not have another baby.
About a month later, the wife came in and she was pregnant. The doctor got very angry. He called the man in and gave him a long lecture through an interpreter. He asked the man why he hadn't worn the sheath.
The interpreter said, "He swears he did wear it. He never took it off."
The doctor shook his head, "In that case, ask him how his wife got pregnant again?"
"He says," said the interpreter, "that after six days he had to pee so badly that he cut the end off."