Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off
his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by
him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his
erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: “Sir, did you call for me?”
Bob replies: “No, what do you mean?” She says: “You must be new here; let me
explain. It’s a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you
called for me.” Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays
down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way
with her. Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down,
and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a
firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him.
The Huge Man says:
“Sir, did you call for me?”
Bob replies: “No, what do you mean?” The Huge Man:
“You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you
called for me.” The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him
over the bench and has his way with him.
Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked
Receptionist: “May I help you?” Bob says: “Here is your card and key
back.
You can keep the $500 joining fee.” Receptionist: “But Sir, you’ve only
been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our
facilities…..”
Bob replies: “Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a
hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks.”
